UNEQUAL YOKE

I have a cousin who is an inconsequent evangelical christian. My cousin has a boyfriend who is an inconsequent evangelical christian. And today, I want to talk about the unequal yoke. In order to explain this, I shall expose a series of very mathematical equations:

evangelical + catholic = unequal yoke

evangelical + muslim = a yoke so unequal that it becomes blasphemous

evangelical + atheist = unequal yoke but not as dramatic as the catholic one

evangelical + jehova's witness = IMPOSSIBLE YOKE

evangelical + evangelical = eeeeequal yoke.

lukewarm evangelical + lukewarm evangelical = equal yoke, fuck, this is the most equal yoke within yoke equality, and COUSIN IS IN THIS ONE. The other day I met cousin's boyfriend for like the tenth time in my life and he introduced himself as the inconsequent evangelical christian. He listens to music that the Lord would not like, I know this. He wears fitted pants like fashionable people do. He uses swear words. He drinks beer. He dates and not to get married.

Cousin, meanwhile, uses swear words, doesn't even date (SHE JUST EATS), listens to music that the Lord would not like, drinks every weekend, smokes weed and her eyes get tiny and slanted, and DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HELL.

SHE ALSO MAKES FUN OF THE RAPTURE.

Anyway. A lukewarm christian with another lukewarm christian make a beautiful lukewarm equality. God will vomit BOTH of them out through his mouth but who cares, they're in an equal YOKE.